ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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