Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
NoShamevember. You game?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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