I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
only you would photoshop your dick
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Randomize
