North Korea, Best Korea!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
