Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The adults are the big ones right?
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