i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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