normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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