so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
