Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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