He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
