maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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