I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
