gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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