Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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