He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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