similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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