All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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