Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
