That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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