i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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