With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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