I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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