Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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