eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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