I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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