just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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