Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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