Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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