their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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