He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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