Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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