if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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