Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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