eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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