In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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