i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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