These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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