I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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