I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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