i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
