Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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