u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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