i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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