i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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