their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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