what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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