CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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