the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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