Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
