I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
from now on my penis is your penis
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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