ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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