Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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