I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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