it was like his penis was on wheels.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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