I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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