I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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