I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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