you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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