i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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