quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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